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badpeopleanonymous:

askgoldenatoms:

missdawnsavage:

can February March?

no, but April May

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im so fucking done with this website

You say that, but I bet July.

eteo:

herd u been talkin shit

  • year is 2392

  • child:

    mommy i can't sleep

  • mother:

    don't worry child. lay down as i sing you this ancient lullaby, passed on through my family for generations

  • mother:

    WALK INTO THE CLUB LIKE WHAT UP, I GOT A BIG COCK

deathofadeity:

iamwizz:

The year is 2060. iPhone 842 is released. The screen touches you

Half of tumblr finally gets laid

fuocogo:

foreign-natives:

fuocogo:

If you want to know someone, go through their tumblr.

If you want to know someone a bit more than anyone should, go in their likes

Their* their*

i know the typo keeps getting reblogged this is not what i wish to be remembered for

all1sees:

nazeem38:

exxpensiveslang:

shroomyloomyland:

That awkward moment when you moonwalk into MJ

I will reblog this forever.

Fun Fact: That kid is actually Alfonso Ribeiro, AKA Carlton from Fresh Prince.


“I MET MICHAEL JACKSONNNNNN”

all1sees:

nazeem38:

exxpensiveslang:

shroomyloomyland:

That awkward moment when you moonwalk into MJ

I will reblog this forever.

Fun Fact: That kid is actually Alfonso Ribeiro, AKA Carlton from Fresh Prince.

“I MET MICHAEL JACKSONNNNNN”

fuocogo:

these movies were my childhood

i-like-pigeons:

Things that I write:

  • Sins

Things that I don’t write:

  • Tragedies

Things people haven’t heard of

  • Closing the god damn door

Things the Bride is:

  • A whore

Things I wouldn’t be caught dead in: 

  • This Place